Category: General
Virtual Machines
Baby: If at first you don’t succeed, if at first you don’t succeed, if at first …
Toddler: If at first you don’t succeed, hit it harder with mummy’s iPhone
Child: If at first you don’t succeed, shout “DADDY!!!”
Pre-teen: If at first you don’t succeed, shove it into the nearest electrical socket
Teenage: If at first you don’t succeed, why bother, go back to sleep
Young adult: If at first you don’t succeed: Why?!!! Why has society failed me?! Why am I being victimised?!
Middle age: If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried.
That age: If at first you don’t succeed, er, what was I doing?
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